starlard:

bet u nat starts quizzing steve about ‘hot morning run guy’ as soon as he got in that car don’t even fight me on this

(via mistletoesiewosies)

arabswagger:

Stop calling ISIS the Islamic State.

You guys will go upon lengths and jump hoops to deny that the KKK are a Christian influenced group but won’t blink to say Muslim and terrorist in the same sentence.

The language you use matters. 

(via penandpage)

gayfandomblog:

dangercupcakemurdericing:

Sometimes I’m internally like “How is that a trigger?, ” then I realize other people have different life experiences from me, they don’t owe me their story, and I move the fuck on.

(via officialziggystardust)

crewdlydrawn:

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

I was prepared to be so angry, and then this just got awesome.

(via artemiswanderer)

ryenross:

me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato

(via penandpage)

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(via officialziggystardust)

do-you-have-a-flag:

if it’s the sort of thing you would think of when casting a patronus charm then it’s not a waste of time

(via penandpage)

imagine-assassins:

Do not picture your OTP having a kid and losing said kid in a ball pit.

(via penandpage)

optimistsareunprepared:

sexhaver:

if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me

sirius black and remus lupin, probably

(via notourdimension)

unphh:

kuntsnuggles:

I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

(via penandpage)

spring1999:

*accidentally gives everyone in the row a lap dance while getting up to go to the washroom at the movie theatre*

(Source: spring2000, via sackville-baggins)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]

(via deanssmycherrypie)

danielkanhai:

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

(via douglasrichardsonskitkat)

nobody-but-mebody:

image

image

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

(via lifeislikeaboatinabottle)

Just finished reading Twist and Shout… I just