I'm Sam and I am burdened with glorious... pie.
I am a fan of Sherlock, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, Robert Downey Jr., and massive amounts of Avengers/Loki. I love Harry Potter, Supernatural, Cabin Pressure. Hit me up about Game of Thrones or the Percy Jackson series. Feel free to message me.
I live and breathe sarcasm. You have been warned, blah blah blah.
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If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to...
- “Avoiding people. I avoid people that I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia, but it’s also a habit.”— Morrissey, 1984 (via felicefawn)
so we did a secret santa at work today and my 49-year-old child of a boss made me this, a picture of the impala on a metal frame...
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU